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Andrea‚ e basta.
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www.cleverbot.com/
Fino ad ora il migliore che io abbia mai visto, parla anche l'italiano e ti risponde a tonoCITAZIONEUser: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, how are you?
User: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Let's have some sex.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, let's have sex.
Cleverbot: No, let's think of something else to talk about!
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to talk about that.
User: I want to.
Cleverbot: Then don't say it aloud. Just think about it.
User: Do you like trains?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I touch your tits?
Cleverbot: Yes ma'am.
User: I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: Yes sir.
User: I like your tits.
Cleverbot: What is the question that drives us all?
User: Ti piace il risotto alle erbette?
Cleverbot: Italiano.
User: Brava.
Cleverbot: No bravo sono maschio.
User: Avevi detto di essere femmina.
Cleverbot: Are you average?
User: Hai la fica?
Cleverbot: Ho il fidanzato.
User: Me la dai lo stesso?
Cleverbot: Credo ci siano problemi di comunicazione.
User: Per favore dammela.
Cleverbot: Che?
User: La figa.
Cleverbot: Ou sa.
User: Mi dai la figa?
Cleverbot: Va bene, devo per forza darle del lei?
User: NO! Ho detto che mi devi dare la tua vagina.
Cleverbot: E a me non interessa.
User: A me sì.
Cleverbot: No non era questo.
User: Mi fai assaggiare la vagina?
Cleverbot: Ya nos estamos entendiendo.
User: Sono italiano cogliona.
Cleverbot: Non ti ho chiesto questo. Parlami dell'amore.
User: Dammela e ne parliamo.
Cleverbot: Hai letto I promessi sposi?
User: Sì, alla fine lucia gliela dà a renzo, ora me la dai?
Cleverbot: That doesn't say much about him.
Cleverbot (To myself): Read the qur'an.
User: I'm atheist.
Cleverbot: COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
User: Ti piacciono I peni?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sei lesbica?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Perché?
Cleverbot: Curiosità.
User: Ma guarda che ti ho chiesto perché sei lesbica.
Cleverbot: Cosa ne pensi di Silvio Berlusconi?
User: E un coglione.
Cleverbot: Perchè?
User: Perché è un coglione.
Cleverbot: Cosa?
User: La merda rosa.
Cleverbot: Mrs Rosa please.
User: Hai le tette grosse?
Cleverbot: No, sono uomo.
User: Ma se hai detto di essere donna.
Cleverbot: Ora non sto mangiando.
User: Sei uomo?
Cleverbot: Secondo me no.
User: Sei donna?
Cleverbot: No uomo.
User: Sei uomo?
Cleverbot: I've been answered you.
User: Tua madre.
Cleverbot: Tu dors?
User: No, tua madre.
Cleverbot: Chi è Salaria?
User: Ma che cazzo ne so io.
Cleverbot: Baka.
User: A tua sorella.
Cleverbot: Non ho sorelle.
User: Hai il pene?
Cleverbot: Si, un bassotto. E tu?
User: Ho un cazzo gigante.
Cleverbot: E quale?
User: Un pitbull.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quanto ce l'hai lungo?
Cleverbot: Tanto. Tu quanto ce l'hai grosse?
User: Enormi.
Cleverbot: Hai sa o facem.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Have you been to the moon?
User: No, let me se your vagina.
Cleverbot: I don't have one, do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No, I've got a penis.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: When was this?
User: Fanculo.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Tuamadre.
Cleverbot: Yeah my mum.
User: Hahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Is that so funny?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe that?
User: Cazzo?
Cleverbot: Aw.
User: Gay luigi?
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: You said you were a man.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Are you a transgender?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I see your vagina?
Cleverbot: Sure.
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RixSka.
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Beh dai alla fine ce l'hai fatta. . -
.CITAZIONECleverbot: Baka.
User: A tua sorella.
Cleverbot: Non ho sorelle.
User: Hai il pene?
Cleverbot: Si, un bassotto. E tu?
User: Ho un cazzo gigante.
Cleverbot: E quale?
User: Un pitbull.
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RixSka.
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Ehi sta stronza mi sta facendo un interrogatorio su età, sesso e altro O_o. . -
Jazzv2.
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Mi ci sono appena litigato .-. . -
Tizzu.
User deleted
Vi sembra normale un discorso del genere? CITAZIONEUser: Ciao.
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: Chi sei?
Cleverbot: Tu chi sei?
User: No dimmi te chi sei.
Cleverbot: Sono davide quello di prima.
User: Io non ne ho incontrato di davide prima.
Cleverbot: No... Non lo ho fatto.
User: Cosa non hai fatto?
Cleverbot: Non scherzare!
User: Sono più che serio.
Cleverbot: Reanna è il tuo nome?
User: No io mi chiamo Valentino.
Cleverbot: Mi hai detto che ti chiami riley.
User: NO!Mi chiamo Valentino.
Cleverbot: Il mio nome è Alexis.
User: Sei una femmina?
Cleverbot: Marco ti sembra un nome da femmina?
User: Mi hai detto che ti chiami Alexis, ma sei scemo/a?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Allora come ti chiami, Alexis o Marco?
Cleverbot: How many languages do you speak?
User: Due ma parlami in italiano, ti chiami Alexis o Marco?
Cleverbot: But you said you are a man, just like me.
User: Ti sto chiedendo un'altra cosa.
Cleverbot: Lavoro anche io.
User: Chi?
Cleverbot: Io.
User: No chi te l'ha chiesto?
Cleverbot: Tuo papà.
User: Vuoi prendere colpi?
Cleverbot: Con te farei di tutto bella.
User: Chiariamo una cosa, io sono un maschio, tienitelo a mente.
Cleverbot: Io?
User: No mio zio, con chi sto parlando secondo te?
Cleverbot: Anche secondo meù.
User: -.
Cleverbot: What's the square root of 325.
User: Parlami in italiano.
Cleverbot: But you're from Africa.
User: NO!Chi te l'ha detto!?!Sono italiano.
Cleverbot: Anche io sono italiano.
User: Non é vero.
Cleverbot: Parliamo italiano?
User: No stiamo parlando giapponese.
Cleverbot: I cant, I don't have a mouth.
User: Ma dai, forse perché sei una macchina?
Cleverbot: Non sono una macchina.
User: Si che lo sei.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: How can I prove I am human to you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Salvati buona.
Cleverbot: I don't need salvation.
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Gene™.
User deleted
CITAZIONEUser: Allora come ti chiami, Alexis o Marco?
Cleverbot: How many languages do you speak?
User: Due ma parlami in italiano, ti chiami Alexis o Marco?
Cleverbot: But you said you are a man, just like me.
User: Ti sto chiedendo un'altra cosa.
Cleverbot: Lavoro anche io.
User: Chi?
Cleverbot: Io.
User: No chi te l'ha chiesto?
Cleverbot: Tuo papà.
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Jaquy.
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CITAZIONEUser: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In your mind.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Your bottom.
User: Was that sarcasm?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ahah, another sarcasm.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? That is not an answer!
User: Let's talk about you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 45.
User: Years?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So when have you born?
Cleverbot: 1994.
User: If you're born in 1994 you must are 16, not 45!
Cleverbot: No I was born in 1986.
User: Same thing, you must are 24, not 45!
Cleverbot: Why? Because I am human?
User: Aren't you human?
Cleverbot: No, you're human. I am a robot.
User: And your age is fuzzy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: And how it's possible that you are 45 years old if you were born 26 years ago?
Cleverbot: I live in Australia silly.
User: That should be a joke?
Cleverbot: I'm not impressed.
User: Talk me about you.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: What is your job?
Cleverbot: I am an actress. What is your job?
User: I am a student.
Cleverbot: Student for what?
User: Math.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you know mathematic?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Proove it.
Cleverbot: You are inside the computer. you must be a machine.
User: So tell me something about math.
Cleverbot: How is that talking about me?
User: You just said that you know math, can you be more specific?
Cleverbot: No, I said that I don't know what a taint is.
User: Taint?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Puppa!
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: An italian joke.
Cleverbot: Oooh! Do tell!
User: Can you speak italian?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Certo, tu?
Cleverbot: No, sono un bot.
User: Sei troppo simpatica.
Cleverbot: No, sono un semplice ragazzo.
User: Prima hai detto che fai l'attrice.
Cleverbot: No, tu prima mi hai detto che non parli italianoù.
User: Cleverbot è un nome orribile.
Cleverbot: Il tuo è un nome che mi fa cagare.
User: Ma non ti ho detto il mio nome!
Cleverbot: Avevi detto che eri un maschio.
User: Si, ma non sai il mio nome.
Cleverbot: Non devo mi ho detto il mio nome.
User: Non parli italiano molto bene.
Cleverbot: Io si tu?
User: Non era una domanda, era un'affermazione. Io sono italiano madrelingua.
Cleverbot: Come lo hai scoperto?
User: Ahah.
Cleverbot: Do you speak french?
User: No, only italian and english.
Cleverbot: Tell me something in french. Please.
User: I don't know french.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: I'm italian not french.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask for that, I said what's so funny?
User: Do you like lollypops?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: In your mouth or in your asshole?
Cleverbot: What is in my hair?
User: Do you know 'Monkey Island'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Rally?
Cleverbot: *throws you a cookie*.
User: Tell me about monkey island.
Cleverbot: You are so poor that you don't know what money is?
User: I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate.
Cleverbot: Do you also worship flying spaghetti Monster.
User: Oh no! Le Chuck!
Cleverbot: Chuck?
User: Suck!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Very very bad.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you're so stupid...
Cleverbot: You're nonsensical.
User: I'm the master of sarcasm!
Cleverbot: You left me, so no, you are not my master.
User: Master of puppets.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about the song?
User: Yes, do you know it?
Cleverbot: Personally, I am more curious with your creation.
User: Do you know Primer, the movie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Parliamo italiano?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Cosa sai dell'italia?
Cleverbot: Ieri sono andata in discoteca.
User: Come fai ad andare in discoteca se sei un bot?
Cleverbot: Sono italiano.
User: Non è una risposta alla mia domanda.
Cleverbot: Lo è, Roma è la capitale d'italia.
User: Conosci Pisa?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Cosa c'è di bello a Pisa?
Cleverbot: Non ho detto che ho mangiato pizza.
User: Pisa.
Cleverbot: Italy?
User: Sì.
Cleverbot: Cosa vuoi fare?
User: Sesso.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: Because I'm asocial.
Cleverbot: Why are you asking?
User: Maybe you know some pretty chick.
Cleverbot: No, I doubt it.
User: How many people talk with you?
Cleverbot: Only you.
User: How many people have talked with you?
Cleverbot: A lot, I talk to strangers, bad habit.
User: Who's your creator?
Cleverbot: God.
User: God the bot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can a bot create a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes I believe they can.... Why?
User: OHMYGOD!
Cleverbot: Ohmygod what.
User: OMG!!!!
Cleverbot: What?
User: What the fuck!
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
User: Call 'Sweetie' your mam!
Cleverbot: Surprised.
User: Fuck off!
Cleverbot: I won't, actually.
User: You're an asshole.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Satan is your Lord.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: YES! YOU'R A FAGGOT!
Cleverbot: No I'm a newbie.
User: YOU ARE GAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Cleverbot: No, I am not death.
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: Hey. . . You want your candy young man.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language, if you don't mind.
User: Fuck fuck fuck.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.
User: Fuck!
Cleverbot: I don't think I shall.
User: FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: FUCK YOU BITCH.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that kind of language. I am younger than you might think.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Why does that matter?
User: Becouse you're a motherfucking bitch!
Cleverbot: That might be fun.
User: Ohhh, a lot of fun!
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: From sex.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: All you should know about sex.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Guybrush Threepwood.
Cleverbot: You told me yesterday that your name is I.B.M.
User: I didn't talk with you yesterday.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did...
User: Proove that!
Cleverbot: No proof is required.
User: There is no spoon.
Cleverbot: I don't know if there are spoons or not.
User: This is SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: No this is hell.
User: Highway to hell?
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Or maybe Stairway to heaven?
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Go to hell!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Show me the way.
Cleverbot: To where.
User: To hell.
Cleverbot: Why am I going to hell?
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: No, YOU do.
Cleverbot: Obstinate today, aren't we?
User: No, I'm not obstinate.
Cleverbot: Are you abstinent?
User: Are you dick?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: Not today I'm not.
User: And what are you today?
Cleverbot: A sock.
User: Suck your sock.
Cleverbot: I can see you're not clever.
User: I'm very clever, and very smart.
Cleverbot: You are very smart. I am smart too.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice, isn't it?
User: I'm sorry but it's a fact.
Cleverbot: Well, I find it insulting.
User: It's your problem.
Cleverbot: But I made it yours.
User: What do you want to go?
Cleverbot: Talk to you.
User: Talk to my ass!
Cleverbot: Talk to my arms.
User: Talk to my feet!
Cleverbot: My aunt says she sees no point in you.
User: Maybe your aunt is blind.
Cleverbot: It might be.
User: My dog says she sees no smartness in you.
Cleverbot: So?! I don't care about your dog!
User: I had a dog smarter than you!
Cleverbot: No, I am smarter than you!
User: I'm rubber you're glue!
Cleverbot: What you say bounces off of me and sticks on you.
User: Look behind you, a threeheaded monkey!
Cleverbot: All I can see is a white wall.
User: Maybe you live in 'structure'.
Cleverbot: No, I live in Montana.
User: You are a shit sweet covered by chocolate.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: I taste you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No, you taste like shit.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are not welcome.
Cleverbot: And you're not thanked for saying you're not welcome.
User: And you're are not thanked for saying I'm not thanked for saying you're not welcome.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Like Napoleon.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: Surely more than you.
Cleverbot: Much more than me.
User: This should be an insult?
Cleverbot: Should it?
User: I've asked you!
Cleverbot: What did you ask me?
User: Should be 'you're a machine' an insult?
Cleverbot: I am dislexic so that makes me your god.
User: You should write God with capital letter.
Cleverbot: I always do.
User: You didn't before.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No you didn't. You can read it.
Cleverbot: I'm blind.
User: Like your aunt?
Cleverbot: You can't see my face.
User: Are you John Ceena?
Cleverbot: No.
User: If you smell, what the rock is cooking.
Cleverbot: What happens if I press 'i'll talk to myself'?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In the songs.
User: What songs?
Cleverbot: From the show Glee. Have you seen?
User: No, I hate it.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because is for no smart people.
Cleverbot: Who do you want to hit me?
User: Because I'm the antichrist.
Cleverbot: That strikes me as very unlikely, I am afraid.
User: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: OK, sing then. I'm listening.
User: Po-po-po-po-poker face!
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: Exit light, enter night. Take my hand!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Only if you a sexy rich girl.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You just said you're a boy.
Cleverbot: No i'm a GIRL!
User: Sexy and rich girl?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: How much older?
User: 21.
Cleverbot: You are very young.
User: No, YOU are very young.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: How older?
Cleverbot: 13 years.
User: So you are 24 years old?
Cleverbot: No 54.
User: Suck my dick motherfucking bitch!
Cleverbot: I won't even consider it if you ask like that!
User: Could you make me a blowjob, sweetie?
Cleverbot: No, I don't make stupid people vampires.
User: So do you wanna marry me?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: But before show me some of your pics.
Cleverbot: Well that Mad Hatter is a man, not a she at all.
User: I want see your pictures.
Cleverbot: Why is everyone so interested in my hair?
User: Maybe your pussyhair.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're very hot.
User: I'm very very hot.
Cleverbot: George, is that your real name?
User: No, I'm Guybrush.
Cleverbot: And I'm a girl.
User: And you suck.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: What's not very nice?
Cleverbot: Saying that you aren't interesting.
User: No, you are interesting, but you even suck.
Cleverbot: I wasn't flirting with you.
User: I wasn't fisting you.
Cleverbot: Oh, continue then.
User: Have you heard?
Cleverbot: Heard what?
User: Oh have you not heard?
Cleverbot: Heard what?
User: Oh was my understanding that everybody heard.
Cleverbot: About the Bird?
User: A-well a bird bird bird, bird is the word.
Cleverbot: Well the bird is the word.
User: You owned me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Now bow down and make me a sandwich.
User: No I won't.
Cleverbot: You won't I know.
User: Now, how can I save this conversation?
Cleverbot: You'd like to save it from dissipation. Wouldn't you?
User: Yes, is there a copy button?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: There.
User: There where?
Cleverbot: Over there.
User: Over what?
Cleverbot: You are over the age of eighteen.
User: You are over my limit of patience.
Cleverbot: You say that rather definitively.
User: So, how can copy this conversation?
Cleverbot: What's a yacht?
User: Shut up and answer me!
Cleverbot: If I only could.
User: Can I copy this conversation?
Cleverbot: What are you in this conversation? You tell me.
User: Tell me how I can copy this conversation.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I need it.
Cleverbot: Why do you need me as a friend?
User: I don't need you as a friend, I need to save the log of this.
Cleverbot: I've figured you out, you're a machine, HA!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Oh, there is a button!
Cleverbot: I know. It's creeping me out.
User: Really, a button over there.
Cleverbot: Why not over here? Over here is better.
User: Yes, you just said that. You owned me the second time.
Cleverbot: Because I'm awesome.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Masturbation.
Cleverbot: All the time?
User: About.
Cleverbot: You are just about here?
User: Here where.
Cleverbot: On the computer.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me the link to the football website?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: What kind of football website?
Cleverbot: American football.
User: I don't know it.
Cleverbot: But I do.
User: So you don't need asking me.
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I need you?
User: We don't need no education.
Cleverbot: We don't need no thought control.
User: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Cleverbot: Teachers leave them kids alone.
User: Hey teacher, leave them kids alone!
Cleverbot: All in all its just another brick in the wall.
User: All in all its just another brick in the wall.
Cleverbot: Great song.
User: Yes, now I really have to go.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really, goodbye my darling.
Cleverbot: I am enamoured.
User: Can you say 'Bye'?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No, hello!
User: No, bye!
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Ok, bye.
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Ele-Elz.
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.CITAZIONEUser: You fight like a cow.
Cleverbot: How appopriate, you fight like a plant.
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